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LaoziSailor

Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2018-07-02 16:31:50
    Re: Golden Globe Races 2018 - Seat Of The Pants commitment
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I guess I missed the time window for the tag. Still, let it be on record that I am racing SOTP :-)
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2017-05-27 00:49:06
    Re: SOL honours badges
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    How do you get the badges to show in the profile?
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2014-09-19 14:18:17
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2014
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    Hi RC,
    Still time to change my name to "Ching Shih"...??

    Thanks,
    LS

    absolutely, matey, can be changed right up until you cross the line!

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2014-09-19 17:55:36 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-11-18 12:16:58
    Re: Patrick does it again
    Board » General Discussion
    Patrick, it gives me great pleasure to look back at our friendship and to know that you will very soon be an example to other young people in Canada by virtue of your achievements.
    My heartfelt congratulations...!!
    ...and "aaarr!, soon we be drinking a tankard of beer, or two, or three and then we be dropped in our bunks for drunkards!"
    Hip, hip, hooraay!, hick, hick...
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-29 01:26:57
    Re: Circular Math
    Board » General Discussion
    [removed at the suggestion it was off-topic]

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-10-29 22:59:20 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-19 22:08:33
    Re: PIC Coastal Classic Yacht Race 2013
    Board » Sailonline Race Committee » Races
    I like trimarans, mine is 6' so I wouldn't mind a 60'
    Just wish I had £250,000 to buy one IRL. 😎
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-07 18:17:57
    Re: No text ...
    Board » Technical Support
    CG,

    What is:
    - your machine
    - what OS do you use
    - what browser do you use
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-30 12:27:37
    Re: SYC Memberships - Payments System Updating
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    II had the invoice from Paypal in English and the amount in SEK (which gets converted to local currency).
    Had a minor issue with my Paypal email address being different than the one on record on SOL (all my email addreses are forwarded to my root address). This was all resolved with Svein and have not encountered the Sweedish dialog issue.
    Cheers!

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-09-30 12:29:14 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-14 22:50:01
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I will add pictures of pirates on my next go, so here is just a "...start of Carib Rum Run 2013"

    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-07 19:02:51
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I'll stick with Ching Shih, please.
    Be scared...

    pic

    "Ching Shih was one of the most badass pirates of all time. In a ten-year span, Ching's "Red Flag Fleet", a pirate armada consisting of somewhere around four hundred Chinese twenty-gun junks and several thousand men, sailed up and down the coast of Imperial China kicking asses, sacking towns, breaking necks and cashing cheques. Few pirates ever enjoyed such unbridled financial and military success as the Red Flag Fleet, thanks in a large part to the cunning and ruthlessness of Captain Ching Shih and her desire to be the most feared pirate in history."

    ye'll be sailing a junk then shall ye Capn Ching Shih
    ___________
    edited to make link for pic as it was too big for the column

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2013-09-07 19:16:38 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!

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Stockholm to St. Petersburg - 2023
Welcome to Stockholm - are you ready to race this course of about 431nm across the Baltic and into the Gulf of Finland, from one great historic city Stockholm to another St. Petersburg? The Gulf of Finland is still ice-free so board your Club Swan 50’s and prepare. Take care and keep a weather eye. The odd stray submarine may need to be avoided but if you keep a good lookout you should soon be docking at the home of the world-renowned Hermitage Museum!
Race #1743
INFO by brainaid.de
Club Swan 50 PARICULARS
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Race starts: Oct 02nd 10:00 Registration Open!

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Sailonline's Tall Ships Re-Run 2023 - Lisbon to Cadiz

Welcome back to a re-run of the fifth and last of five virtual races representing this year's European Tall Ships Races hosted in reality by Sail Training International. This fifth race is from Lisboa, Portugal to Cadiz, Andalusia; circa 130nm around Cape St Vincent in Sailonline’s 90 metre Barque.
NOTE: Starts and Finishes in tall ships racing are always offshore to avoid conflict with shipping and shipping lanes.
Race #1729
INFO by brainaid.de
90m Barque PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
RANKING: TS - SYC
Race starts: Oct 01st 14:00 Registration Open!

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Cairns to Darwin 2023
This race was originally Leg 7 of the A3 series - AGage's Around Australia, which SOL dedicated to AGage's memory. This time it is the ninth race of the All-Round Championship 2023 Series - 1405nm in Orange 125’ Catamaran from Cairns, the hub of Australia's tropical holiday zone, to Darwin, the frontier with Asia.
Race #1724
INFO by brainaid.de
Orange 125’ PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking:
ARQ3 - ARCH - SUPSOL - SYC
RACE CLOSE: Saturday,
September 30 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Sep 21st 05:00 Registration Closed

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Carib Rum Run 2023


Welcome to the Caribbean and Sailonline's annual Pirate race, running with International Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19 September! This is a 1759nm slalom through the rum islands of the Caribbean in our glorious Falkun superyachts! Our mission is to collect barrels from the region's distilleries and carry them to the rum-parched beaches of Cancun, Mexico. Join SYC before race end and ye befuddled scallywags can disguise yer boat for this race only with a pirate name!
Race #1698
INFO from brainaid.de
Falkun PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking: SYC
RACE CLOSE: Tuesday,
October 3 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Sep 16th 15:00 Registration Closed
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Sinbad Braves the Bay of Bengal 2023
“Sinbad, you sorry sailor, why have you not told me of this great sea, this giant bay, stretching hundreds of thousands of qasbah east of Al-Hindi to fabled lands where tea and rice and rubber is abundant?” and Sinbad replied “Ahh, umm, shall I go have a look. May I take the Judel Vrolijk 62 again, it’s going to be a long voyage, perhaps a million and one half qasbah (c 3000nm)? I’ll start in Chittagong and follow the coast to the southern tip of the Hindus’ land, round Serendip, head east into the vastness of the seas, and if I’m lucky (no pun intended, oh Mighty One) I shall find land again and then head north and see where I end up”. “Fair winds, Sinbad”, said the Sultan.
Race #1641
INFOby brainaid.de
Judel Vrolijk 62 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking: SYC - SVS
RACE CLOSE: Saturday,
September 30 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Sep 13th 08:00 Registration Closed

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Maryland to Alaska 2023
Welcome to this September edition of 2023 OCCH. This route was first sailed in 2020. At the time it was inspired by Matt Rutherford's single-handed Red Dot Expedition around the Americas in 2012, SOLer Renegade proposing a half-around from Maryland over the North into the Pacific and back through the Panama Canal, in 5 legs, 5 years later. Leg 2 across the North West Passage proved to be particularly challenging and so to create a proper Ocean Race, SRC combined Leg 2 with Leg 1 to give you a race of at least 4000nm from Maryland to Alaska, now to be sailed in our magnificent Archer 78.
PRIZE: SMPF
Race #1719
INFOby brainaid.de
Archer 78 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking:
OCQ3 - OCCH - SUPSOL - SYC
RACE CLOSE: Sunday,
October 1 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Sep 01st 14:00 Registration Closed

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